I got tagged by sofuckingkatty and I never get anyone really asking me questions any more let alone random ones and I’m desperate for attention so I’m answering these!
If you could go back in time to any event/time period, without fucking up the timeline, where would you go and why?
Go BACK in time? Without all my stuff or wifi? This sounds like a nightmare scenario. But because the boy’s been so obsessed with dinosaurs, I wouldn’t mind seeing what they ACTUALLY looked like.
Favorite comfort food?
Probably a ‘big breakfast’. Hashbrowns and bacon/sausage and eggs and toast/waffle. That hits the spot when I need it.
Tell me a 3 sentence story.
Once upon a time there was a dragon named BOOM. Everywhere he went, explosions followed. He never knew love, only longing.
Least favorite super power or hero, who is it? What’d they do to earn your scorn?
I don’t know a lot of superheroes, but probably Superman. I just find everything about him boring and I hate that he’s going to be ruining a Batman movie (but it was probably going to be a bad Batman movie anyway). There’s nothing more boring than someone who’s perfect, so writers have to keep coming up with bullshit scenarios to create tension.
I hated all those early movies, I hated when it was a superman episode instead of batman during the 90’s cartoon. Just a general…dislike in everything about him.
Can you sing the Oscar Meyer Weiner song by heart?
Nope! Don’t know if I’ve ever really seen the commercials up in Canada.
Do you like theatre? What play do you most want to see?
I passionately despise all musicals (except the South Park Movie and Rocky Horror), and since so much theatre is also musicals, I also don’t like theatre much.
Least favorite song of all time—what and why?
Man I dunno about all time. That recent Kanye with the terrible video really shocked me at how bad it was - awkward, clashing samples smash-cutting between each other with no flair while he drunkenly slurs overtop of it? That shit was tragic.
What was your favorite haircut/style you’ve ever had?
I haven’t had enough hair in a while to even remember what a hair style was. I used to do the long Cobain locks during high school and would dye purple/auburn?
What book are you reading right now?
Nothing right now, honestly. I’ve spent more time on reading articles lately.
I’m lazy and tumblr decided to post this without my permission so now I’m frantic—tell me a random thing you don’t think I know.
I don’t think much of anyone I know knows that I draw, or that I draw lots of chubby ladies and fashion and bunnies. It’s pretty much the complete opposite of how I look or what would be expected of me.
(And I’m not tagging anyone else because I’m a chicken shit with even online social interactions.)